Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Humane Lobster Bake


In a step to curb lobster violence, CrustaStun will show them there are penalties for thier actions (like clawing at your defenseless fingers). Using a 110 volt - 2-5 amp current and placed in the CrustaStun, the crustacean will experience an interruption of nervous system functions; it will not feel pain according to Dr. Dave Robb at Bristol University, and will succinctly die and be ready to bath in garlic butter sauce heaven. [Also scientifically proven] The result is that it reduces stress & improves meat quality in terms of texture & flavour.

You have to schedule a meeting to get pricing, so I have no idea of cost, but to be able to kill all the crustacea I care to eat easily is nice. Also the device boasts that it “Can be used by unskilled staff”, so no worries about operation simplicity. They also have a Continuous Flow Stunner for your genocidal war on the shellfish.

2 Comments:

Blogger Lisa said...

Why not just use a cattle prod? Or would that cause the lobster to clam (haha) up so much the meat would be tough to eat? Hm, food for thought. Cattle prod sounds easier to come by than that contraption to me lol

7:06 PM  
Blogger Ole Blue The Heretic said...

A nine vote battery will do the trick.

9:08 PM  

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